"gee, that’s a nice set of legs―"
”don’t sAY IT―”
”―what time do they open?”
"damN IT, TAILGATE"
it’s my dear girlfriend iacon-lamppost's birthday!!!!!! to celebrate you and your impeccable taste, i have here for you the Bad Porn Line Tailgate and Blushing Bara Cyclonus you never asked for. im so sorry. have a good one, buddy （．＿．）
Originally from [brainstorm noises]
It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or…
Originally from ONE MILLION YEARS HALLOWEEN
- G1: A Collection of Derpy Adventure Stories of A Bunch of Derpy Robots and Their Silly War
- TFA: A Group of Heroes Are Stranded on An Alien Planet And Have To Defend Themselves From Their Natural Predators And Local Natives
- Bayverse: Sam Witwicky And His Amazing Robot Friends From Outer Space
- TFP: The Life-Endangering Treasure Hunt Competition Never Ends
- MTMTE: A Large Group of Sad And Lonely Robots on A Potentially Doomed Voyage
- RID: Schemers vs. Schemers In An Extraordinarily Violent Political Drama
Originally from FABAIL